I was walking on the ground
I didn't make a sound
Then, I turned around
And I saw a clown
Had a frown
Stood on a mound
Started barking like a hound
Huh her ha hur ur
Clowny clown clown
When I came to what I found
He showed me something that was brown
So we became great friends and
Late in life, he got sick...
I gave him some soup, but he got
Worse and asked for its purse
It got it, but it was empty
So it cried a plenty
I wondered what to do
I didn't know what to think
So I got a drink
And then I showed it
Something that was round
And it died, smiled
And fell on the ground
Clowny clown clown
Thinking back about those days with the clown
I get teary-eyed and really snide
I think that deep down
I hated that clown
But not as much as Mr. Farr
I'm going to go smoke a cigar
Clowny clown clown
I was walking on the ground
I didn't make a sound
And then I turned around
I saw a clown
Clown
Clowny Clown clown
Ha ha!
I hate you clown
Your ugly frown
Smiley lips
Think I'll clip you across the nose, clown
Ha ha!
Want a cigar?
It'll get you real far ha ha
Like Mr. Farr, get it?
Ha ha Mr. Farr?
Clown
Clown
(coughs) See what a cigar'll do? He he!
Clown
Ugly Clown