I get drunk and i stumble to the phone
And conjure up a b**h to bone
When i'm alone
f**ed up, tore back
I need to take a piss
Only when i'm drunk
I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma...
...sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off
Na, keep it going
Crazy town, yo y'all just not knowin'
I get drunk and start talking more sh**
And when i got a gun in my hand
You better get...
...out 'cause my brain
Just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize
Cover your eyes
I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk
I need a chunk. no better yet
A hunk of that funk
I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk
I need a chunk. no better yet
A hunk of that funk
Yeah, i'm good, bad, dope
I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say "yes, yes"
Crazy's comin' thru
You know we're gonna blow up
Hold up. wait
I think i'm gonna throw up
Na, false alarm
I'm getting all the ladies with my cool charm
When i get drunk
I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when i'm drunk
CHORUS:
Yeah, only when i'm drunk
Only when i'm drunk
Yeah, only when i'm drunk
It happens only when i'm drunk
It goes, one for the chronic
Two for the amnesia
I'm that crazy white boy
With the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out
Blitz type of rapper
That will get out of your seat
Quicker than a car jocker
Sippin' colt forty fever
When i'm coolin' with my people
Got hoes in east columbus
Like i'm Billy D. Rico
'cause i move like i'm smooth
Like i'm harry belafonte
Lookin' for them s**ers
That jumped my homey. Le Le
All up in this b**h
With the gin and tonqueray
Drink like Mr. Wendal
Smoke bud like Dr. Dre
But that's 'cause i'm old enough
To do that type of sh**
God damn. i gotta piss
I pa** the mic to Mr. Shift
I get drunk and can't nobody
Whoop me
I'm trippin'
It must be that brew that that i was sippin'
Kickin' in
Guess i shouldn't have mixed it with the gin
'cause when i'm laying on my back
I can feel the room spin
One too many, i rekon
Feelin' i got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move
Feels like i'm stuck in a groove
What the f** was i trying to prove
I got a knack for downin' four-o's
All the hoes know them doobie bros
People call me shift
I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might f** an ugly b**h
But only when i'm drunk
CHORUS
Yeah, one two, one two
Only when i'm drunk