Cigarettes and Heroin are my only friends
Now I'm in a sanitarium wearing Depends
Done a lot of damage but I feel OK
The Thorazine I take it makes the monsters go away
[Chorus]
And my Dr says "Man if you apply your self here
You can be working at McDonald's in about two years"
Oh yeah, well alright!! You know it s**s in here and its so lonely at night
Oh yeah, well alright!! You know I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
Well these 12 step meetings, they're oh so fun
We drink coffee, and smoke cigarettes, and wish we had guns
An hour outside, its like a vacation
It's like a f**ing prison, but we get medication
[Chorus]
These therapy sessions, well they're oh so sad
Some crackhead f** found out she hates her dad
She never knew why, Oh now its clear
Oh god, please get me the f** out of here
And my Dr says "Cranford just apply your self here
You'll be working at Burger King man, in under two years
Oh yeah, well alright! You know it s**s in here and its so lonely at night
Oh yeah, well alright! I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright