[Verse]
Make my bed out of Wonder Bread, spread some mustard upon my Head
I don't want no onions or sauerkraut, mamma, hold on to the bun Baby, work it on out
I'm a chili dog. I guess you guessed by now, babe
Sure enough, I'm a chili dog, look at me, delicious
Don't get jealous, better not up and get over zealous, watch out Now you all
Come on now fella, pa** me down the relish
Don't read no Ann Landers, just don't feed me no Colonel Sanders
I am not trying to fool you's, don't bring home no Orange Julius
Got to have one more time, get on down again, woh, woh, chili dog Baby
Yes indeed, I want a chili dog, yeah
Talking about stone delicious, good for you too