He’s always around at all the wrong times He’s a businessman got his nose in mine Lays down the law and says what he feels Threatinin’ and a gettin’ all up in my grill That man’s got eyes all over this town Got us under surveillance when I take her out She ain’t just his daughter she’s his only one Sure makes it hard to get away from [Chorus:] My baby’s daddy Ain’t no kind of crazy like my baby’s daddy Ain’t nobody hates me like my baby’s daddy, yeah I’d a married that girl a few months back If I knew I didn’t have to ask my baby’s daddy I’m just an ex VP of the FFA And that SOB is like the CIA sponsored links I go from workin’ on the tractor and the irrigation To a date night livin’ room interrogation It’s hard to get further than a kiss goodnight
When he’s tappin’ on my window pointin’ at the time Old s**er rooster blockin’ my fun I think he’d rather her be a nun [Chorus:] My baby’s daddy Ain’t no kind of crazy like my baby’s daddy Ain’t nobody hates me like my baby’s daddy, yeah I’d a married that girl a few months back If I knew I didn’t have to ask my baby’s daddy Could’ve had the honeymoon and done been back If I’d a just bucked up and asked [Chorus:] My baby’s daddy Bout to have me a little talk with my baby's daddy Gonna have him a son in law Gonna marry that girl like it or not That's if I don't get shot oh By baby's daddy Can't nobody save me from my baby's daddy Ain't nobody crazy like my baby's daddy, yeah Crazy SOB, but I love him