[Rap 1: CrackOwlicious]
Im here to steal yo girl
Cuz you over here being f**ed by earl
In your rap youve been dising me
Idc Cuz your gurl be missing me
Now all you got left is your mom who thinks im bigger
Later on tonight imma be your new father figure
So empty your bowels and bite on the towel this is gonna end bad son
So lets have some fun
Cuz this rap has just begun
Man you all alone and can't get b**hes
While they call me Crackowliclious
Im here drowning in a ocean of p**y
You're eating mom's spaghtii already you wussy
Your not black your indian
That mean you can't fit-it-in
Everyone knows i come in 1st
And You have one big giant thirst
Im CEO cause im on top
Gettn paid money while playin golf
So here is 25 cents, you can s** me off