Intro & break:
Em-c-g-d(ba** f#)
Em-c-g-d(ba** f#)
Em-d-c-a-g-c
Em how can i fly with these c old doggy wings
While the g magpie sings some d(ba** f#) shiny song?
Em old corn face row of teeth, she says c sweetly to me
In the g elevator d(ba** f#)
Chorus:
Em everything d seems like a c dream
And a life's a scream.
G-c
Here come old kerosene hat
With his ear flaps waxed, a courting' his girl
Come clattering in here on your old cloven skates
With that devilish spoon
Chorus:
Everything seems like a dream
And life's a scream
When you're submarine
Break
So don't you bother me d**h with your leathery ways
And your old chaise lounge (old chaise lounge)
Wickerman's fence of leathery tyres
And the cook's gone bad, started several fires
Chorus:
Everything seems like a dream
When your submarine
Head like a stream she says softly to me
From the rattling chair
Bring me a steak and my old pair of crows,
My medicine lamp
Chorus:
Everything seems like a dream
So life's a scream
(life's a scream)
(ring-around-rosie, pocket full of posies)
(all fall down)
(?, don't suffer?)
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(chaise lounge?)