I first saw her sitting on the Ferris Wheel
That is when the rubber began to peel
I said, "C'mon baby, let's go for a ride"
She said, "Give me 20 bucks and you can come inside"
And that is when that b**h took me for a carnival ride
I saw her squat in the alley for her to take a piss
I said "Excuse me ma'am, but don't I know you miss?"
She said "Hey you motherf**er, I never saw you before in my life"
But the way she wiped herself, we both knew that she was a liar
And that is when that b**h took me for a carnival ride
Well, I went over to her house, I thought that we could talk
But she'd have none of it, she just told me to walk
She said, "Hey a**hole, I thought I told you to hit the road"
Then she laid across my lap and she said, "Hey, welcome home"
And that is when that b**h took me on a carnival ride