First time I shook hands with the man a piece of me was gone
But I made a lot of money and the cops left me alone
So I shut my mouth and did my work wile the dirty work was done
Next time I shook hands with the man just half of me was left
And he shook my hand and said I was the best he'd ever met
Then he called me a f**in' punk, and I said, "Yeah sure boss, you bet"
Next time I shook hands with the man just a piece of me was here
And I couldn't stand the a**hole looking at me in the mirror
But I had a lot of women and I drank a lot of beer
When the man was done with me he showed me to the door
So I went back to my little room and I laid down on the floor
I laid alone with just myself, but I wasn't there no more