I don't wanna do it
But I need the money
I can't keep a job
Cuz I'm too f**ing stupid
So I'm in the alley
And I'm through the window
Yeah, this one is easy
I see there's nobody around
Well, how did this happen?
The whole place is empty
There ain't nothing in there
I hear the alarm
Then I see the camera
Then I see the spotlight
And I know that I've put my foot in the bucket again
Yes, he was my best friend
A long time and way back
And he looks like sh** so
I invite him over
But the next day he's back
And he's got his duffel
Then he's sleeping over
The next thing I know he's moved in
So I come home from working
He's got ten people in there
I can't thrown them out
Cuz they won't listen
And the windows busted
And the couch cushion's smoking
Someone is bleeding
My foot's in the bucket again