So you no longer want me
You want to shove this horn up my a**
You want to slap these tattoos right off me
Well you can't, I'm a thirty four-sixer
Girl, please don't leave me, we're better than this
Oh it breaks my heart so, that whenever you see me
Whenever you see me your face makes a fist
Look, I love you, I'm singing about you
Sit still and I'll show you some cla**
I'll play something nice we can grind to
It's gonna start slow and go fast
It's a homeopathic elixir
You say you can't date me, I already have a girl
Darling, please don't hate me, after all what is two
What is two in a five billion world?
I'm going to f** a compadre
I'm going to ra**le a mountain
Then I will beat up an ocean
And wipe my a** with the sun
I'll do it all for El Shiksa!
Oh I want to (?), and we both know who
Yes, we both know that, we both know
We both know that the missing letter is you