I take Lisa to the movies - she's my date
But I know Theresa's in there, I can't wait
I take Theresa in the back seat all night long
It's Theresa in my backseat - then she's gone
We drive down by the river, I'm getting bored
And Theresa's getting anxious, she feels ignored
It's Theresa in the back seat all night long
It's Theresa in my backseat - then she's gone
Then the eyes roll back, yeah, here comes Theresa
Now there's a girl I can get a piece of
Come morning Lisa will feel like hell
But who can she tell?
I take her back to her place, we shake hands,
Then I make a date with Lisa - I've got plans
It's Theresa in the back seat all night long
It's Theresa in my backseat - then she's gone