I woke up on the lawn
I went in and she was gone
She's the best I ever had
She was good and I was bad
I miss her beer
She gave me d**, she gave me cash
Put my disease in her gasm
She was my spanking machine
She was nice and I was mean
I miss her beer
She let me do just what I please
Then she brought me to my knees
Left me swinging in the breeze
She was pure, I was a sleaze
I miss her beer