Hey bartender pour me another one 'cause I don't think that I've had enough make it a bourbon make it a double one you can see that I'm still standing up whiskey and women well they fool me every time into thinking I'm the hero I have pictured in my mind so tell me a secret to get me through the night or let's turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie where am I this evening? no I don't mean what bar I mean what city? and in what state am I? honey, are you leaving? and do you have a car? and could you take me along for the ride? a woman like you well, you could enter in my life and let me be the lover I have pictured in my mind so tell me a secret to get me through the night
or let's turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie here's a quarter why don't I play us a song B 33 I believe it's George Jones I believe it's a slow one in 3/4 time so let's turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie hey bartender did she say where she was going? well I must have dozed off for awhile are these my cigarettes? and how much do I owe? I guess I'll see you again tomorrow night do you think she'd mind it if I called her up sometime? I might be the reason she's been searching her whole life so tell me a secret to get me through the night or let's turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie