When I met you, you were off course
Fate's winds blew you to my sand
You said, "My! What beauty lies here!"
but you just needed some dry land
You hired hands to recruit me
but them uniforms don't suit me
Well, if dumbsh** you don't care
to give something new a try
Sail your ship by
Sail your ship by
Sail your ship by
Sail your ship by
Found you storm-tossed, off the whale's roads
seaweed-necklaced, all soiled and green
Led you uphill I fed you plenty
Your mates drank with my best fifteen
But once you saw you wouldn't rule me
you pulled out all the stops to fool me
with flattery only to confound me
Then deflowered all the bounty
Look, if you're too scared to bear
to open one spare blue eye
Sail your ship by
Just sail your ship by
Just sail your ship by
Just sail your ship on by
Oh, look at you, look at you
You dress like a pirate, a devil
Well, I work another level
Some might call higher. But I ain't talking height
I've just found fire's better used for light
Heads up, all you bankrolled babes
here's a beam to blast your astrolabes
And if you dare not even spare
One minute bare spot in your mind
Sail your ship by
Sail your ship on by
Sail your ship by
Sail it on by
Sail your ship by
Sail your ship on by
Sail your ship by
Sail it on by, by, by, by