He is brown
no, white and round
How seldom facts they slither down
The mayor he speaks with hollow sounds
and nary a word of truth resounds
In this your town
In this your town
We was mad
no, sullen sad
The paper snubbed our latest fad
The money spent was all we had
and funny scents aren't always bad
Budge just a tad.
In this your town
In this your town
In muted fun
we stared at the sun
Looking for the newest one
The more you learn, the less you'll run
With feet so swollen
hot cross buns
You weigh a ton.
In this your town
In this your town