[Intro]
Max Attacks:
Yea yea its your boy max attacks in the building
Ali G:
Check it
You already know who it is
[Verse 1]
But for those of you who didn't know who it is its Ali G
Rapping again, I'm about to stick up the streets
You know me
I've been here for a while
You can't beat me or my style
No seconds in haste I know what I've learnt
No errors to make, I only make what I earn
I've been debating for too long, been waiting for it
Procrastinating all day and I've been paying for it
I'm ready to take on the big guys with my rhymes
And take you all the way to Baghdad where I can shoot you up In your head (pow pow!)
Yo, I've been shootin' you in the same spot
You can't stop me ‘cause I already shot
Bullets to your chest
I open up the chest
Got diamond rings, gold, and I'm ready to take the rest (all the bling)
You can't stop me, not matter who you is
Because where I'm from, I take down bullets, and I
Can jump from the sky, jump with my feet, without touching the ground
(Tell ‘em! Tell ‘em Ali G!)
[Chorus]
You can't stop me ‘cause I'm cringeworthy
And you can't stop me cause Imma jump you in the streets
You can't stop me ‘cause I'm cringeworthy
And you can't stop me cause Imma jump you in the streets
(Check it!)
[Verse 2]
I only have friends ‘cause I want free food
Got that glucose, fructose, sucrose too
It's not even surprising how I come up to you
And I just start rhyming
My rhymes are super fire
These other emcees should just go and retire
They don't belong here they belong in the choir
You know that's hot
You know that I'll shoot you in the same spot
You are so bad that I'll come up to you
And you already know what Ive got, fool
So how do you think that I do these rhymes
On the time, all the days, all nights yea!
My name is Ali G and I'm the number one emcee
Gave you a verse of fire and you can just see
That I have come here, and I've come to k** all you other fake Gs
Yea, you all know me
[Chorus]
You can't stop me ‘cause I'm not PC
And you can't stop me ‘cause I pee on my enemies
You can't stop me ‘cause I'm not PC
And you can't stop me ‘cause I pee on my enemies
[Verse 3]
Max Attacks:
I'm ready for round two and I'm gonna go hard
You couldn't beat me if you had six bodyguards
‘Cause I'm a smooth a**a**in
But its hardly relaxin'
Throw your a** in a casket just for tryin' out rappin' (Aagh!)
You lie about your ability
Like politics with Hilary
I'll put you in a socials textbook
‘Cause you're history (Woo!)
Man you can just leave
‘Cause you'll never be better
One s**a found dead
Front page Mulgrave news letter
You can't step to this microphone checka
Emcees are known to collapse under the pressure
So you can betcha (yea, yea)
You won't leave alive today
Try and dodge my rhymes are like a tec nine spray (tec nine!)
When you're up against the god you better tread careful
I serve an emcee like the cafeteria special
The one with the weak flow
Yea that ain't me
Could say you're my son ‘cause your mom calls me papi
[Outro]
You can't stop me ‘cause I'm cringeworthy
And you can't stop me cause Imma jump you in the streets
You can't stop me ‘cause I'm not PC
And you can't stop me ‘cause I pee on my enemies