What is evil?
Why is there so much people?
What is a machismo?
Why is that a thing at all?
What's up beaner?
What's with all the lingo?
Why's it all Latino?
What am I to think at all?
But that's me though
In between those jalapeños
I'm white like Austin, white like us
Well, f** me, though
I will be no cappuccino
Mixing brown and white
For ma** consumption in a cup
Keep Austin white and weird