Well I've never been to Colorado Or had a Rocky Mountain high And I've never seen the Denver Broncos Or watched a tumbleweed blow by But I've got a 42 inch TV High definition, crystal-clear 200 channels beamin' from above Yeah, I can see the world from here I can see the world from here Well I've never been to New York City Or took a stroll through Central Park I've never waved up at that lady in the Harbor Or been on Broadway after dark But I've got a new laptop computer A bluetooth speaker in my ear A wireless connection to anywhere I want Yeah, I can see the world from here I can see the world from here
Lately I've been gettin' bigger, They say it's lack of exercise Yeah, the double chins keep creepin' in the mirror, I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise But I bought an elliptical trainer It's got a built-in plasma screen Now I can get my cardio with my MTV Yeah, you gotta love technology You gotta love technology I've never been to Colorado And I probably never will Yeah I do all my travelin' by remote controls And I'm as happy as can be here sittin' still Yeah I'm as snug as a bug in a rug Happy like a pickin' bud Yeah I'm doin fine on my behind just sittin still