A b**h is a b**h and we all know
That a ho is a ho wit a toe-up s*ut so
If you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine one
But it seems that some n***as can't seem to find one
So they go and get a b**h that's lookin like trixie
And hekkyl & jekkyl wit some saggy a** titties
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
And the n***a got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker
Sportin that down from your arm like a simpson
Talk about b**hes that you wish you was pimpin
Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin
But everytime i see her, you're beggin
Go get you a girl that got somethin goin
Get rid of that b**h that's lookin like a dragon
Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your mrs
But that's what'cha get when you f** with ugly b**hes
Chorus:
When i was young i used to have fun
f**in with ugly b**hes
But now that i'm grown i leave em alone
Cos i went from rags to riches
They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded b**h
Look like buckwheat mixed with opi
Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
And her bad a** breath is about to make me throw up
n***as started dissin and you blamed it on the gin
But the very next day you was with the b**h again
Now your a** is gettin clowned like bozo
But that's what you get for f**in with that ugly ho
I don't know what possessed you, n***a
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo
To n***as like you i gotta say "choo choo"
Dig a ditch down in desperation
Send that monster on a permanent vacation
The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen
Cos some n***as like f**in with ugly b**hes
Chorus:
When i was young i used to have fun
f**in with ugly b**hes
But now that i'm grown i leave em alone
Cos i went from rags to riches
Interlude
Aw sh**, there go my n***a pretendin he don't see me
Talkin with a b**h that look like a flea g
Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza
I try to play it off but i couldn't hold my laughter
The girl is done so take her a** off the oven
Put her on a boom and send her back to the covent
Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron
And the dumb a** n***a don't know that he's fallin
Into a trap cos now the who*e is pregnant
9 months later and she's squirted on an insect
He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test
Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque
My n***a got depressed and he started drinkin liquor
One night he got drunk, went to her house and k**ed her
Riches to rags and rags to riches
But that's what'cha get when you f** with ugly b**hes
Chorus:
When i was young i used to have fun
f**in with ugly b**hes
It seems that it's sad for this p**y i had
Came from some ugly b**hes
When i was young i used to have fun
f**in with ugly b**hes
It seems kinda sad cos this p**y i had
Came from some ugly b**hes
Outro:
So you mean to tell me you f**in with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,
Droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, f**ed-up
Teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, bu*thead swap-meet,
Afdc, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette bu*t baggin b**h? n***a what's
Wrong wit you?
(that's alright. she take care of a n***a though, that's all i know n***a.
That's ok yeah, that's ok n***a)