“You can tell many wonderful stories, but the story I'm going to tell you now is the most wonderful of all: about how Mommy and I joined eggs of people and of animals. And then, together with the animals, love each other very much. “
“But Daddy, how does the father do this?”
“Well son, you've probably seen Mommy and animals doing this, and even doing this. Big animals like horses…”
“Why? Was Mommy sick?”
“Yes”
“Why?”
“Look at the pictures. You know that Daddy has got a little penis.”
“Yes. How long does it…”
“No, no, no, no. You didn't understand.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know that Mommy and Daddy love each other very much, don't you?”
“Yes”
“Now, when Mommy and Daddy are feeling very loving to each other, Daddy puts his penis into Mommy's …”
“Oh, George”
“Stop here”
“Look again at the pictures. Do you see a big animal inside Mother?”