[Verse 1]
Smokeydogg, you're just a f**ing bald f*ggot
You claim you got a Full House like Bob Saget
Your wife's fake, kids fake, you're fake
You're a f**ing disgrace to the f**ing human race
You lied about having a dog
You're going to jail for Welfare fraud
How the f** could you block me on Twitter?
After hitting me up asking me for a babysitter
You're mad they don't let you get Xbox with EBT
After you spent all your money on that stupid TV
You stole a non-working display unit to make it look like you got a PS4
And I would write this sh** but I'd rather just come off the top
And not put too much effort into this motherf**er cause I want you to stop
My lyrics will slice you and dice you in seven ways
You do anything you can to make it look like you isn't gay
When's the next video coming out so I can dislike it?
I gotta go in the comments and start writing
How f**ing serendipitous this arrives on the day got your Welfare check
And I'll be writing on your motherf**ing videos I hate them I don't know why I watch them I just want them to end
Or just up and go away
But what else would I do with my f**ing day?
Your kids are fake and your life's not getting better
You got your TV on sale at Rent-A-Center
Why does your name rhyme with Asian nurse and Pagan dirt
Hating worse than faking curse cuz your name is David Kirk
The biggest fanboy calling out fanboys
Your audio s**s and you got a bland voice
Smokeydogg is in a f**ing console war
You didn't have a life alert but you found yourself on the floor
Not once did you acknowledge my comments, what is all this sh** b**h?
I'm typing every day just to get onto your sh** list
[Outro]
Am I there yet?
Can you hear me now?
Just wait for the motherf**ing sequel