I saw a face in the shower door A cowboy smile came and faded I reached for my towel on the floor I didn't think it was exactly where I'd laid it "You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I said To whatever it was floating in the air above my bed He knew I'd understand He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man (Oh, oh, oh, oh) I reached to turn out the light He wouldn't let me get near it He seemed so glad to see a woman in the flesh And I really liked his spirit
"You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I cried To my ectoplasmic lover from the other side He knew I'd understand He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man "You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I cried To my ectoplasmic lover from the other side He knew I'd understand He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man (Oh) Oh yeah (Oh, oh, oh) Ghost of a Texas ladies' man (Oh, oh) Oh yeah (Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh).