I would like, if I may To tell a story beyond belief About a girl who's single grief Was the colour yellow She fell in love with a boy But when he stripped to the buff He wore yellow underpants, that was tough Right away she abandoned the guy To date he doesn't know why Stray one heard her bellow So much she hated yellow This is the song about a girl who hated yellow It drove her mellow It was this mean yellowish gleam That made the poor girl seem so lean She'd cent her disgust but on this baleful day It was a must to enter a chamber That lights up amber Sick of the colours brightness She couldn't bare the yellow quietness
She hated this tint And it's terrific yellow glint Afraid of this abhorrent room Curtains compounded her doom They glared in an offensive way She couldn't last the yellow sway The girl was on the run for years Ridden by traumatic fears Clucked by the open sea That's causing for trouble It was a rough night, when her ship got in distress But in this need she couldn't care less She screamed and shouted Sailors threw a life belt overboard She catched it but oh lord The last resort was yellow It was irony of fate that she was reincarnated as a brimstone bu*terfly Unmistakable was her sigh