[Chorus] Well, I figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle Wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole Ride her off a mountain like [?] Figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle [Verse 1] Well, I figure I’ll walk to the liquor store Thunderbird, two bottles Maybe three, maybe four Follow my feet down the music row Pour it on the pavement like you would a tombstone Like you would a tombstone Like you would a tombstone Pour it on the pavement like you would a tombstone
[Verse 2] Well, I figure I’m weary of feeling this way Pop another pill, [?] another drink Tell my brothers and my sisters that it’s keeping me sane Figure I’m weary of feeling this way [Chorus] Well, I figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle Wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole Ride her off a mountain like [?] Figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle Figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle Figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle