Damn it feels good to be a brony
Damn it feels good to be a brony
A real gangster-a** brony don't feed the hate
Real gangster-a** bronies don't need a reason to love
'Cause real gangster-a** bronies tolerate
And real bronies roll low with all the fillies in tow
With a swagger that you can't disregard
Real gangster-a** bronies do it big when they roll
'Cause real gangster-a** bronies party hard
Now gangster-a** bronies don't fight much
But we'll never back down from any takers
You better think twice before you try to start some sh**
'Cause us bronies throw some nasty haymakers
And all I got to say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, smoke-blowing, board-trolling haters
Is when you're stuck cold and lonely
You'll be wishing you had somepony 'cause
Damn it feels good to be a brony
Damn it feels good to be a brony
A real gangster-a** brony knows the plot
And real gangster-a** bronies don't run from sh**
'Cause real gangster-a** bronies just trot
So giggle at the ghetto and guffaw at the gully
This gangster pony swag is creeping cops
Got the five-oh on the spot, 6-up, the block is hot
And my hoodrat stat gets upped another notch
The sheriff pulled me over, said stop the car, bend over
I told him, "Sir, it's these ponies that make me thug"
Though first he was a doubter, Twi worked her magic power
And slapped a gangster grin across his mug
So now all I got to say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, smoke-blowing, board-trolling haters
Is when you're stuck cold and lonely
You'll be wishing you had somepony 'cause
Damn it feels good to be a brony
Yeah
You feel me?
So I'll lay it all out clear for those without a clue
'Cause you really got to know about this show
It ain't about escaping from a world that we can't handle
Or making up fake friends we'll never know
It's the power to bring out a smile and make you laugh
Even if you're down, no matter how low
I'll tell you the straight truth, these six pony friends
Are the realest motherf**ers I know
So if you want to be down with the brony k**er crew
Pinky-P's got that tick, twitcha twitch
'Cause if it's a fight that you're after, that's what your gonna get
Fluttershy might have to f**ing cut a b**h
But as for me, I've been feeling so f**ing fly
Sitting high up on my diamond ice stash
It's got me walking on clouds like pegasi
Hustling that bomb-a** Rainbow Hash
Now all I got to say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, smoke-blowing, board-trolling haters
Is when you're stuck cold and lonely
You'll be wishing you had somepony 'cause
Damn homie, it feels good to be a brony
Colt .45, living the dream
Bronies for life, son