Tell me, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Now, you left your calf, hoo hoo, and your milk is turnin' blue
Oh your calf is hungry and I believe he needs a s**
Lord, your calf is hungry and I believe he needs a s**
But your milk is turnin' blue, hoo hoo, I believe he's outta luck
Now, I feel like milkin' and my cow won't come
I feel like churnin' and my milk won't turn
I'm cryin', please, please, don't do me wrong
If you see my milk cow, baby, now-how, please, drive her home
My milk cow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around
My milk cow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around
Well how can you s** on some other man's bull cow
Hoo hoo, with the same man in town