Verse 1 There was 20 of them and 1 of me Hard to believe Provided i'm a sensation Although the lopsided equation does tip the balance in favor of my predation The situation became inescapable at that Just a curious cat against a pack of gargoyles with fangs the size of baseball bats Their eyes shined with a hateful fire And a desire to decriminalize bloody homicides Prior to cannibalizing their prizes Especially the soul of the master of disguises The ultimate chastises The gargoyles spit on the ground as they imagine themselves sit in on the crown Not having to project from the gutter of a building Emitting water and committing slaughter With no time to reminisce as the years go around For wasabi d**h was around the corner, d**hs door slightly open My mama found a dead bird on her doorstep Doesn't matter how you interpret the omen Wasabi losing Its a hard pill to swallow But if you choke now there's 2 for the morning news tomorrow They sometimes call me steph cuz i'm usually on point Just got caught off guard And i pull the trigger quick It ain't that hard Verse 2 A distant scream pierced the night like a frozen rope cuts the air
A lightbulb of hope appeared where fear had ensnared A second ago down and out But now d**h's circle had become a magic square Where did he go? I had him in my claws just a second ago I'm not messing with yo He wasn't breathing fo sho Seething with rage they searched for the thief Not a fingerprint, footstep, or clue could be seen No trace or track from the jailbreak scene Wasabi see For a living fights felony Disappearance more head scratching than flight 370 Found out? might or might never be Never been a thief better than me I have the remedy to the d**h penalty A slice of spice and invisibility As the pain increased my job remained To maintain peace Nobility No ability To test Wasabi's versatility Or capability Wasabi tried to test truths flexibility Thinking critically If you added fangs and claws and multiplied by twenty You'd have reality pretty convincingly And as the pieces connected, and reality set in The stone phantoms were infected, with a fury for him Unable to find him though They slashed at each other in the dim In the shadows neglected Wasabi crept away, undetected