[Verse 1]
Absurd
You would think the answer obvious
So obvious there would hardly be a need for the Court
To hear it
The Court's interpretation...renders words inoperative
Goes beyond giving words bizarre meanings
Words no longer have meaning
[Chorus]
Understatement, thy name is an opinion on the Affordable Care Act
I call attention to this Court's threat to American democracy
Impossible possibility
The world does not expect logic in poetry
Same-s** marriage
I dissent
[Verse 2]
Pure applesauce
Jiggery-pokery
Buried beneath the mummeries
Silly extravagances
Showy profundities
Ask the nearest hippie
The Court's reasoning is largely self-defeating
[Chorus]
Understatement, thy name is an opinion on the Affordable Care Act
I call attention to this Court's threat to American democracy
Impossible possibility
The world does not expect logic in poetry
Same-s** marriage)
I dissent
[Verse 3]
Everything is ambiguous
Defense of the indefensible
I dissent
Not a novelty
Anything but accidental
We should start calling this law SCOTUScare
I dissent