Hey girl, do you need a ride?
Well, I've got room in my wagon why don't you hop inside
We could cruise down Robert Street all night long
But I think I'll just rape you, and k** you instead
Diane, Diane, Diane
I heard there's a party down at Smith Cove
It would be so much easier if I drove
We could check it out, we could go and see
Little girl take a ride with me
We could lay down in the weeds for a little while
I'd lay all your clothes in a nice neat pile
You're the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life
It's all over now, and with my knife