[Intro: Female LoL narrator]
Welcome to Summoner's Rift
[Verse 1: Sona; CodyPOV]
GL HF!
[Shen: CodyPOV]
f** you I hope you die and fall
Stop being an a** and turn off /all
[Sona: CodyPOV]
But I was just being nice
[Shen: CodyPOV]
Do I look like I care?
You're such a f**ing nerd
Get up off of that chair!
[Verse 2: Sion; CodyPOV]
Guys, this is my first time playing Sion
Do I buy boots and pots
Or should I pick up a Doran?
[Shen: CodyPOV]
GG, we lose
This Sion... REAL
Next thing you know he's AD with a Zeal
[Verse 3: Warwick; CodyPOV]
Give me a leash
Dumb a**.. a good one at that and stop spamming stupid f**ing sh** in my LoL chat
Or I won't gank, f**ing solo queue
I always get the dumb a** kids just like you
[Verse 4: Sona; CodyPOV]
Hey stop fighting!
We can win this game!
Just stay focused and please stop all of the blame!
[Caitlyn: CodyPOV]
Ward the brush please
[Sona: CodyPOV]
Oops sorry!
That was my bad
But as I was saying guys don't get mad!
[Female LoL Narrator]
An ally has been slain
[Verse 5: Sion; CodyPOV]
Where the f** is the jungler?
Hasn't ganked mid once
Ugh f**ing dumb nerd
[Sona: CodyPOV]
We still got this!
[Sion: CodyPOV]
NO WE DON'T!
Our jungler is so bad
What a stupid f**ing joke!
[Verse 6: Caitlyn; CodyPOV]
Hey someone tell me my CS
[Teammate: CodyPOV]
Check it yourself
[Caitlyn: CodyPOV]
I can't I'm trying to CS
[Teammate: CodyPOV]
Just press tab quick...
[Caitlyn: CodyPOV]
I can't I'm trying to CS!
Ah f** you
You just made me miss a f**ing CS!
[Verse 7: Sion; CodyPOV]
Alright guys, we're losing
But I swear we still got this!
Just group up as five
1..2.. Where's our fifth?
[Shen: CodyPOV]
I'm AFK, why don't you guys just surrender?
We can't win, we'll lose quick, I'd rather f** a blender
Alright fine, one more team fight
But after that, f** it, I'm done for the night
Sick and tired of trying to carry, team so noob
Gonna' make out sesh my girlfriend with big a** b**bs
[Outro: Female LoL narrator]
Enemy Pentak**
[CodyPOV]
Yep f** this gonna' go pump some iron at the gym, peace