"Hey, uh… I might be late to pick you guys up"
"Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?"
"No, honey, I'll probably just be way too drunk"
"Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving"
"Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too sh**-faced to remember to pick you guys up"
You booze, you lose
Every night a different [?]
[?] that f**ing booze
[?]
You may drive your car into a tree
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We can drive home when it's over
Cause you know we party sober
"It's my money, and I need it now"