{Thrust Bareback}
I'm gonna kill the president
Put my balls on the cent
Take over the nation
Then propagandize the population
Make them euthanize anything with a c*nt
Just a country of studs that's what I want
{co*kmasta Flex}
Breedin' bodacious dudes in stables
From labs and test-tubes
A whole slew of coins and ables
From a brand new Adam and Eve
Only this time it's Adam and Steve
Yeah I'll rewrite the bible
Addin' more boy who*e disciples
Now hand me the rifle
I'll kill you and your wife yo
I find it fu*kin' gay that you're straight
That's what I hate
And since I'm god after I snipe you
Heaven's gate will be slammed
In your straight fu*king face
You're scared?
Let me check your diaper
And do you the fu*k in with my buggerin' viper
I'm harder than King Kong and gayer than Stryper
Now go on beg for your life while I stop to wipe you
(Please stop)
(I have a family)
(Oh god)
(Oh- oh- w-)
(We voted for Jason West)
(Oh god m- my blood is all over your peepee)
{co*kmasta Flex}
We got you tied to a chair in the sodomy dungeon
And me and my friends are just taking turns plungin'
I'm the one runnin' sh*t they call me co*kmasta Flex
And this that Bros B4 Hoes sh*t now you're under my hex
{Thrust Bareback}
And here's daily specials from me Thrust Bareback
One: I'll empty my vesicles upon your six-pack
Two: Tighten my heiny muscles around your co*k
Or three: Me and Flex on the double fudge pack
{MC Bowel Shuvel}
But you still don't even know the meaning of trouble
'Cause you only just met me, I'm MC Bowel Shuvel
I worship the prostate from the temple of Sphincter
Taking nibbly tastes up and down your tinker
{co*kmasta Flex}
But this ain't your regular kidnap and rape
Yo Shuvel, fill 'em in on the nature of this date
{MC Bowel Shuvel}
Well the female half of your family's been assassinated
And the other one, the one with buns
Is getting (?) by one of brotherfu*kers with guns
Until their psyche is dilapidated
Blow your mind how loose the last one flatulated
{co*kmasta Flex}
That's how we spread the word
So now go tell people what you heard
And never procreate or you get castrated motherfu*ker