{co*kmasta Flex}
When I watch a movie I wish certain guys were gay
Especially that guy Philo from Strange Days
Imagine him spreadin' his ass waiting for a bu*tfu*k
Or jerkin' you off into one of those head cups
At the same time tellin' Nero he's all washed up
In his fu*ked up voice he goes
"You wanna take it to the next step?"
I'm just starin' at his bare chest I'm like yep
'Cause you got the sleaziest penis and the baddest rep
{Thrust Bareback}
I wanted to fu*k Philo since I was a child yo
I'm also intеrested in the dog who playеd Kujo
And Tom Hanks in that movie where he lets his beard grow
Maybe some action from Gene Hackman
Like a bl**job real slow
Between the filming of scenes for Mississippi Burnin
Gimme some rugged southern co*k
Yeah now you're fu*kin' learnin
Where's Charlie Sheen I could lick his ass clean
Make me cream on his seam with a scream
Flashin' lightning beams
So I'm spankin' it thankfully
On portraits of Ben Franklin
Then I'm yankin' it and bankin' it off a poster of Frank Yankovic
And what's that intense guy
From that film with Sharon Stone?
{co*kmasta Flex}
Yeah Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct
Gives me the meanest bone
And my basic instinct gets creamy
When ET says phone home
{Thrust Bareback}
Well I'd even fu*k Elliot and also Gary Sinese
In that legless getup from Forrest Gump
Yo can I have some more please?
Okay I'll take Morgan Freeman lathered in hot grease
{MC Bowel Shovel}
When I saw Edward Norton
I pulled down my shorts ni**a
Then I fired north to thoughts of Arnold Schwarzenegger
You changed the channel to Black Tail and now I'm bailin'
'Cause this would pale in comparison to Woody Allen
I'm touchin' myself all tender like and juicy
To any picture starrin' Gary Busy
I'd like to get to know William Dafoe
Or Charlie Bronson, fu*k yeah I want some
{co*kmasta Flex}
In the jacuzzi I get mad gay
I got three fingers inside of Dave Couleah
In the bath with Gilbert Gotfried and a rubber duck
I sneak up on his heiny he's like "What the fu*k?"
{Thrust Bareback}
Yo Scott Bakula let me get in back of ya
I wanna pork Mark from Mark and Mindy
Then every mole character from the Simpsons
Like that hindi
I'm fillin' both colons from grillin' and chillin'
I shoot my cum up to the sky to thoughts of George Takei
{MC Bowel Shovel}
Just turn on Bonanza and go down on Tony Danza
Don't pretend to know the answer
As I fantasize to Danzig
I'd even shove my hog into Kermit the Frog
(The rainbow connection)
(Take up your erection)
(For lovers and dreamers)
(And me)
(Lalalala..)