The experts agree the condition was dire By all indications the subject should have expired You've been banging your head like a teenaged fool Here you've been kicked in the neck by a three legg'd mule Do you care to confess to traumatic abuse? You have an advance case of the decapitation blues Upon my release I had my suspicions That they were too liberal and sk**ful with all the incisions
Cool heads prevailed and now it's all too clear to me That reanimation is not what it's all cracked up to be Now a congress of corpses is always in session Debating the wisdom of my current direction You've been banging your head like a teenaged fool Here you've been kicked in the neck by a three legg'd mule.