I hear a ruckus in the back, tall shadows on the wall
Mable, won't you wake up, we got lawyers in the barn
Yes we do
All the rumours they're all true
Don't worry baby I know what do do
Many years ago there was a case of legalese
Thankfully my granddad handed down those ancient ways
Yes he did
(For magic) a real deal
For magic hot off the grill
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed [?]
Ghoul wrangler
I sneak up to the coop and see them chewing on the bones
Spitting back what's left and their mobile phones
Yes they were
Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts
Diabolical to say the least
At the sight of me they bare their flashing yellow claws
Bits of [?] falling from their mouths
Yes they were
Hackles rose [?]
For magic hot off the grill
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed [?]
Ghoul wrangler
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My God, Mable, we got lawyers in the barn
Twelve of them dispatched and now there's one more left to go
I tranq'd his penny loafers through the freshly fallen snow
Yes I did
I find a [?]
We got different laws down on the farm
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed [?]
Big time ghoul wrangler
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My God, Mable, we got lawyers in the barn
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My God, Mable, we got lawyers in the barn