New trend is coming
At Kellys' I saw the girls slimming
Bringing in tampons drenched in vodka
Then the party started to rocka'
I was s**ually aroused
By these naked girls
Inserting their compacted
Tubular shaped pieces of cotton
Into their vaginas and an*ses
Yeah
The strings hanging out of their labia
Getting piss drunk
All these fish tacos dripping, alcohol
Thought I was in heaven
They were bending over
Showing me their "brown eyes"
Moisty, wet and surely succulent
And I could choose any, any slice
So I got out, my hard implement
Slimming party at Kellys'
I pushed it hard. Up to their bellies
Slimming party at Kellys'
My dick accompanied me in endless rallies
Slimming at Kellys'
Think this trend is a good thing
Slimming at Kellys'
Hell of a night, full of swing