She sees him flag down the waitress
A picture of greeting and cla**
She brings him his beer in a bottle
Then he goes and pours it in a gla**
Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks
It takes more than a cowboy hat to really make them cool
And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks
That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool
Now a bottle is what drinkin' was made for
It doesn't take some suds to make that clear
You won't find Martinis on the dance floor
But I can do the two-step drinkin' beer
Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks
It takes more than some cowboy boots to really make them cool
And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks
That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool
Pour anything you want into a coctail
Those highbrow drinks don't show how smart you are
It's not that kinda cla** that made Budweiser
It's the higher education at the bar
Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks
It takes more than the honky tonk to really make them cool
And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks
That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool
Yeah, that's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool