I've got it (Got what?) Got this bus, London Transport said, "Okay" (Okay, okay to what?) Okay to use this bus for transport on our holiday They're with it (With what?) With the plan that I have landed them today (What plan? That's right, what plan?) If we can do it once, they'll back us all the way Seven days to a holiday and there's such a lot to do Come on, fellas, it's up to you We're in an awful stew, get us out of this spot Are you with us or not? Six days to a holiday and this bus must look like new Shiny bright as a birthday gift, give it a real facelift And it's body, the sheen of a top beauty queen Five more days, just five more days To fix up dozens of things Let's spring-clean it from front to rear (Yes, I've cleaned all the springs)
Four days to a holiday and we know before we're through Our bus will be safer than any bank, tough as an army tank We will check everywhere, though it's hard to get there Three days to a holiday and those sunny skies of blue By the time that it leaves our shed, our bus will be bright red And we know that we will (Paint Paree redder still voila!) Two days to a holiday, all of the inside to do So this old London bus can pa**, as a hotel first cla** We'll make everything fit including (Ah, yes, that's it) One more day, just one more day So we must not waste an hour Come on, let's get the plumbing in (Cor, blimey, what a shower) Off we go on our holiday and it's you we have to thank Fellas, I cannot thank you enough for helping us with our bus