Joe went to Ikea
He didn't have a clue what he was looking for
He unlocked the door to find it
In between the aisles
The store would go for miles in foreign languages
And that's when he finally gave in
Wasn't quite fulfilling
The bookends and the linens overwhelming him
But she came around and smiled
Joe went to Ikea
On Tuesday he ate meatballs at the restaurant
And she helped him buy a sofa
Malm, Ektorp, Latt, Billy
Malm, Ektorp, Latt, Billy
Malm, Ektorp, Latt, Billy
Malm, Ektorp, Latt, Billy
Joe went to Ikea
The parking lot was packed with high end vehicles
He felt shame about his Kia
Shopping lasted hours
He met a few employees that were nice to him
But he wanted to see Sara
She went on her work break
They left and had some coffee at the donut place
It was better than the Starbucks
Joe went home for dinner
He thought about the day and the good time he had
Then he skipped his daily Xanax
Malm, Ektorp, Latt, Billy
Malm, Ektorp, Latt, Billy
Malm, Ektorp, Latt, Billy
Malm, Ektorp, Latt, Billy
Falling in love at Ikea
It's not the best place to meet
Falling in love at Ikea
Hey you forgot your receipt
Joe went to Ikea
He didn't have a clue what he was looking for
He unlocked the door to find it
In between the aisles
The store would go for miles in foreign languages
And that's when he finally gave in
Wasn't quite fulfilling
The bookends and the linens overwhelming him
But she came around and smiled
Joe went to Ikea
On Tuesday he ate meatballs at the restaurant
And she helped him buy a sofa