It was so very long ago
In California desert snow
On film was caught a burning bush
Up many hills a stone was pushed
The junky Jews
So much to lose
The junky Jews
Sing the blues
Corey Feldman took the stand
A sequel to the ten commands
Red sea parted in his veins
Beholding he who has no name
The world was shining like a j**el
But on the surface very cruel
So Jesus picked up his guitar
And sang about a shooting star