[Americans]
The heat is on in Saigon
The girls are ready to screw
On of these slits here will be Miss Saigon
And since we're stuck here in hell
What's a soldier to do
The stick is making me choke
Turns out this war is a joke
Turns out the joke is on you
[Engineer]
Hey Monsieur Chris! Monsieur John!
You've come to win Miss Saigon?
[John]
I gotta get my friend laid as a last souvenir
[Chris]
I love you pal but your bullsh**
I've had up to here [Engineer, spoken]
It's about time you got laid! [John, spoken]
Whatever, man. [Engineer, John, Chris]
The heat is on in Saigon
[John]
But 'till they tell us we're gone
I'm gonna buy you a girl
[Chris]
You can buy me a beer
[Engineer]
It's showtime!
(spoken)
From Haiphong to the Mekong Delta, may I present the most beautiful girls in Saigon,
Mimi... [Mimi]
See my bikini, it's just the right size
[Engineer, spoken]
Yvette... [Yvette]
Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs?
[Engineer, spoken]
Dominique... [Dominique]
Look from behind, it'll knock out your eyes
[Engineer, spoken]
Yvonne... [Yvonne]
I'll show you my special trophy of war
[Engineer, spoken]
Oh she will
Fifi... [Fifi]
For a Marine, I'll show more [Americans]
You won't get up off the floor
The heat is on in Saigon
Don't tell me I'm rea**igned
All that chickensh** s**s
Tonight I'm out of my mind
Not to mention ten bucks
[Engineer, spoken]
You all know her as
The Sex Toy from Hanoi
Miss Gigi van Tranh!
[Gigi]
If I'm your pin-up, I'll melt all your bra**
Stuck on your ball with a pin in my a**
If you get me you will travel first cla**
I'll show you, we will make magic, cheri
[Engineer]
You buy more tickets from me
The winner gets her for free
[Chris]
The meat is cheap in Saigon
I used to love getting stoned, waking up with some who*e
I don't know why I went dead, it's not fun anymore
[Engineer, spoken]
How about something fresh from the country, untouched
Legs un-parted, parts uncharted,
Kim...
[Kim]
I'm seventeen and I'm new here today
The village I come from seems so far away
All of these girls here know much more what to say
But I know
I'm so much more than you see
A million dreams are in me
[Chris]
Good Jesus, John, who is she?
[Americans and Girls]
The Cong is tightening the noose
Is it a week or a day or an hour we got?
Tonight could be our last shot, got to put it to use.
I got a fever babe and you're gonna catch it
I got an itch and baby you'd better scratch it
[Americans]
Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne
Gonna buy me a beer
Here's to you Miss Saigon
[Engineer, spoken]
Yvonne,
Yvette,
Fifi,
Mimi,
Kim,
Gigi!
Attention, s'il vous plait!
By popular demand
Miss GIgi van Tranh
Is tonights' Miss Saigon
[Americans]
The heat is on in Saigon
How we get used to the smell
So let's wasted, get high and get laid
A good-bye party in hell!
[Engineer, spoken]
And now who wins my little p**ycat?
Number 66!