If you're gonna love me, woman
You love me with a thrill
Cause if you don't
I believe your sister will
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Will you love me with a feeling?
Will you love me with a feeling, girl?
Love me with a feeling
Ahh, or you don't have to love at all
The cops took her in
But that woman didn't need no bail
She shook her moneymaker for the judge, and the judge put the
Cops in jail
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All you big-legged women
Keep your dresses down
I know you got somethin' under there
Would make a bulldog kiss a hound
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One leg in the East
And one leg in the West
And me in the center
Tryin' to do my best!
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I wanna sing another verse
Don't be afraid now, girl
Clarence ain't gonna do you no harm
It ain't so big around
But it's sixteen inches long!
[Chorus]
I just wanna sing another verse right here
She placed one leg
Upside the wall
She said, "Take your time, Clarence"
"I want you to have it all"
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I wanna sing one more verse
You told me you were a virgin, girl
And you look mighty clean
I know it's gonna get real tight, baby
So I brought some Vaseline
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