Whoa, mule, whoa mule I say
Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane
Hold right to the sleigh
I went up on the mountain to get me a sack of corn
Raccoon set his dog on me and the possum blowed his horn
Whoa, whoa mule I holler
Tie a knot in that mule's tail and he'll go through the collar
Went up on the mountain, give my horn a blow
Thought I heard some pretty girl say, yonder come my beau
Whoa, whoa mule I say
Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane
Hold right to the sleigh
Whoa, whoa mule I holler
Tie a knot in that mule's tail and he'll go through the collar
I would not marry a tall slim gal, tell you the reason why
Her neck's so long and stringy I'm afraid she'd never die
Whoa, mule, whoa mule I say
Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane
Hold right to the sleigh
I went to kiss my gal last night, I thought I would do it sneakin'
I missed her mouth and hit her nose and the doggone thing was leakin'
Whoa, mule, whoa mule I say
Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane
Hold right to the sleigh
A peanut sitting on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter
Around the curve come a pa**enger train, toot toot, peanut bu*ter'
Whoa, mule, whoa mule I say
Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane
Hold right to the sleigh