I wish you a s**y christmas,
I wish you a s**y christmas,
I wish you a sh**ty christmas,
and hate Richard Gere
I wish you a sh**ty christmas,
I wish you a s**y christmas,
I wish you a s**y christmas,
and a boring new year
I'll bring you a stocking full of gore
I'll f** you in the a**hole, screaming for more.
I wish for the best of you and your kin,
now hanging from the ceiling, I'll shred off your skin