Sea Monkey! Sea Monkey k**! One family, 2,057 Sea Monkeys This Christmas, experience the magic Of the Satanic shrimp Most of us will die For those who shall survive We are on a mission To k** their suspicion Come a little closer Closer to the light We'll show you our little tricks We love you No, we f**ing hate you Sea Monkeys attack!!! Jesus Christ Oh how sweet, Jack loves his puppy Allow us to entertain you Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack is now Sea Monkey sh** We f** you up, we f** your mom We sing to her love monkey songs Nibble, nibble, nibble on the little puppy's flesh
Nibble, nibble, nibble on the Kibbles 'N' Bits Yummy bacon flavor We turn the stadium into a giant monkey bog It's an all-out Sea Monkey a**ault Better hide your children 'Cause we're gonna k** them Watch them pick their f**ing nose Stick their fingers into our tank What the f**, you little sh** I swear to God, just say the f**ing words And I will k** You little son of a b**h Monkey troops move!!! The little demon shrimp from an ocean on Mars Coming soon to a theater near you Sea Monkey k**! Coming this Christmas