Welcome to our wicked little fascinations
Right on time to join us for the ride
We've devised an antiquated machination
Oddities await so won't you kindly step inside
We're inclined towards sybaritic exultation
You might find you'll have us for the night
Fall in line, we'll administer inoculations
Turn the nickelodeon and kiss your a** goodbye
The grand American traveling Dime Museum
You laid your money down and you wanna come and see 'em
'Cause people gotta cred for sk**
Till the stroke of midnight chimes
Raise inquiry for the afflictions of our times
Welcome to our wicked little fascinations
Right on time to join us for the ride
Fall in line, we'll administer inoculations
Turn the nickelodeon and kiss your a** goodbye