My succulent oyster's winkin' at you
I'm reading for action, what will I do
And if you say "no, ma'am", I'll bid you a do
I got a red hot p**y for sale
I got a red hot p**y for sale
And if you got a honey, we'll get a hotel
I got a reservation, I'll meet you in Hell
I washed it this morning to get rid of the smell
I got a red hot p**y for sale
I got a red hot p**y for sale
You want to see my hoohoo, you've got to pay up
And if you want a freebie, you're out of luck
Now I ain't givin' it away, you penniless schmuck
I got a red hot p**y for sale
I got a red hot p**y for sale
I got a red hot p**y for sale