AVGN: So after a frightening pile of f**, we now get our hands on some kids games, I have two, Barney's Hide and Seek and Bob the Builder Can We Fix It? Yay, I'm excited, f** this.
[He puts in Barney's Hide and Seek]
AVGN: Barney's Hide and Seek, more like Barney's Hide and sh**. The gameplay is pretty much finding kids. And once you find them, you hug them, I mean, what if those kids don't want that? It's like, here's a hug you little sh**! If you get lost, or can't find any of the kids, you blow a kiss to find them. [Jaw drops] You blow a kiss to find kids? Who ever invented this idea is an a**hole! Hold on, I can think of something, how about summoning dil*os to find the kids, or I don't know, I'm just using my imagination, that's all you have when you play this miserable f**load of sh**. Next game before I k** myself.
[Picks up Bob the Builder Can We Fix It?]
AVGN: Bob the Builder Can We Fix It? more like Bob the ba*tard Can We Destroy It? Any ways, you have a variety of different minigames, one involves simple construction things like demolishing a bridge and building it again, Fixing pipes, and removing hedgehogs from the sewers. Then there's stuff like racing with construction vehicles, What does this have to do anything with construction, or how about finding that damn cat, come over here and get your dinner you little b**h!
Wendy: Where could she be?
AVGN: Yeah, where the f** could she be?
[The Nerd notices the Cat behind him]
AVGN: HOLY sh*t! Okay I found you, now get back in the game, you feline f**face! It's bad enough I have one cat, besides you s**, blue cat!
Cat: [in a demonic voice] WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME NERD?!?
AVGN: Oh, oh okay, I was just saying to go back to your game.
Cat: Hmm... Fine!
[The cat gets back in the game]
Wendy: Dinnertime Pilchird, come and get it!
Pilchird: Meow, [speaks to The Nerd] We will meet again, Nerd!
AVGN: Well, that was a load. But I saved the best for last, Wendy's Birthday. WHAT THE fu*k WERE THEY THINKING!?! No, I have a better one, WERE THEY EVEN THINKING!?! This has nothing to do with construction! Basically, you make a birthday cake and dance like a bunch of rednecks. What a load of f**! Overall, this game is a load of balls, I'd rather stick my nuts in a wood chipper while there's a tornado going on, and there's a stampede of skating elephants! That's how a** this game is, but these next games will hit rock bottom.