[Hook] I C-H-U-U-W-E-E L-O-V-E to E-M-C-E-E Get L-O-V-E just to R-O-C-K the M-I-C Indefinitely How you figga? You read to go pound for pound With this n***a? I'm layin n***as down with pounds Like 1-2 and you don't stop Mic check 1-2 you don't stop [Verse 1] Here I am Here I am like Sam I Am I like my cheese and my greens don't do eggs nor SPAM I broke the levee with my pencil now I'm flowing a dam I give a f** for how you feel n***a I keeps it real, best to chill n***a Cause you don't want to see it spill On the bumper and the grill In front of the bar & grill Quick with the lethal way of spitting and it will k** One blow from the champion you'll know how pavement feels Still I proceed to tell n***as indeed It is me! The f**ing human rap machine I'm after C.R.E.A.M. it's destroying everything around me
And still it seems They don't see I'm one profound MC You human beings got me f**ed up I'm coming from higher up-up Been sh**ting on n***as since '01 Like a junk yard and a dump truck What the f**'s up? When we step in n***as get f**ed up What you n***as really want to do with your guns stuck? [Hook] "As for the excellent porcelain astrolabe - ast... -Abe, there's an 'e' in there, astrolAbe - which miraculously arrived in precise working condition after its perilous journey 'round the tit - uh, tiP, oh dear that's a 'p,' heh..." 'I set it up directly, having once aligned it upon the celestian doggy, the sights aroused me, and I was seized by a' "Transport of scientific rapture! And whilst a happy prisoner of this unhappy state..."